surveys are for unoriginal fucks.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
indeed. but it's been a long time. i'm pretty much over my rougeish days.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
that defeats the purpose of even riding one. don't be a pussy!

3. When was the last time you went sledding?
fuck you! it's been far too long and now i live in the desert. fuck.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
alone. unless the other person is worth sharing my warmth. not many are.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
i've never seen one. no.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
you can thank my parents for that. i'm exceptionally creative.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
i do. but i was so tired of seeing it on every channel when i was 14-15 i could have puked.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
jennifer aniston is talentless and boring. i love angelina jolie. she talented and totally bang-able.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
i'm pretty novice honestly. but i'm learning.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
yes but i suck balls at it. probably a good thing since i live in vegas. i'm horrible at gambling all around.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
indeed. you start hallucinating without recreational drugs. i don't recommend it.

12. What's your favorite commercial?
i only have cable to watch HBO and showtime. do the math.

13. Who was your first love?
he knows.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
no that's like saying it's only wrong if you get caught. basically like traffic equivocation. you should get a ticket for being a a victim of sub-conscious consequence justification. wack.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
everyone does.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
psht- da cubs!

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
yes and i'll take roller skating any day of the week.at least then when you bust your ass it's not also cold.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
you only remember the dreams you wake from- so i remember the dreams i wake from. and my dreams are so raw and violent, i should be locked in a padded room for having them. i can't even tell people about them because they are so insane- everyone looks at me like i'm a nutbag after. serious.

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
someone rad. and a bloody mary.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
always. i think not doing so is pure laziness.

21. What talent do you wish you had?
teleportation. would come in handy since my family lives in 'tucky.

22. Do you like Sushi?
it's the nectar of the gods. and i don't even believe in god. i would love to eat it everyday. mad delish!

23. What do you wear to bed?
depends on who i am with.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
hate is a strong word. thats why i use it. and yes- some people i downright loathe.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
too hard. can i just pick the whole cast of true blood instead?!

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
not currently.

27. What food do you find disgusting?
fast food [in n out is excluded and so is drunk del taco seshes] and pretty much anything that is over processed and un-natural. it's amazing what filth people consume. and also how much destruction i did to my body over the years.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
no i'm too blunt. i stab in the front.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
i have. but only after i punched him first.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
that would mean i believe in heaven or hell. and i dont. but i know many angels and demons that are human. just sayin'!