SIF lord epedemic

SIF lords.... they have taken over the internet. they are everywhere ,in every state and they are coming after you fellas! and what exactly do i mean by SIF lord you ask? well, my friend it is quite simple really:

S-ecret
I-nternet
F-atty

also refer to this article on the subject : HERE

don't deny the fact that you too may have been fooled by one of these girls! dont be ashamed if one of these SIF lords have manipulated you into thinking they are attractive or even hot. it happens to almost everyone! and how are you to know they are actually 300 pounds behind all the cleverly disguised photos? these ladies are so masterful at hiding their obesity online through strategic camera trickery- you would never know until you actually meet them in person. and by then we know you want to turn around and run for the door. now- hear me out- we all know that we take pictures that are flattering more then those that are not. and we know that some of these people are a LOT more attractive in the pictures then in real life. but i'm talking about such meticulously misleading photography that you would think a 300 pound girl looked like she weighed a buck o' 5! i only have one word for you: TRAGIC!

look, i know a lot of people hide behind things on myspace. or online in general. and i guess i can understand, to a certain extent, why. i guess we all struggle with self esteem issues now and then and a desire for attention in one way or another. so putting pretty pictures up makes us all feel better-even if only momentarily. i'll admit- i have done it and i'm sure i'll do it again. don't pretend like you haven't hypocrites! but if you are so fake with your online persona that you have guys fooled into thinking you're thin and you're not- well quite frankly that is pathetic and exhibits very intrinsic level of deception.

all i have to say to any of these ladies is this: why on earth would you want to trick someone into thinking you are something you're not? do you want someone to like you for something as transparent as a online profile that looks nothing liek you? how do you think you could a build a relationship on a lie? not that you are only looking for that- i know that a lot of you just want to get laid. but even in that aspect- do you really think a guy who thinks youre 25-100+ pounds slimmer then you really are is a) going to want to even touch you? and b) going to take anything you say seriously for being a blatant liar? obviously not! even if said person was to meet up with you and wanted to get beyond pure aesthetics, what kind of integrity does this portray to them? this just shows how inherently fucked up you are inside.

maybe you think i'm shallow for saying that- but the reality is- it's these SIF lords that are shallow! if you are so insecure that you would create an elaborate lie just to try to get attention from guys who normally wouldnt give you a second look, i have to be blunt- you need to get a life! you are the ones that are perpetuating a shallow facade. i have countless male friends who have been a victim to this travesty, only to confess their embarrassing experience to me. i even had one friend who was manipulated so- that he flew a girl out from texas and paid for her to stay a whole bloody week only to find out not only was she about 70 pounds heavier then she appeared, but also that she wouldnt even give him a blow job! he paid for everything! he was traumatized by this. i'm not even kidding!

here is the thing- there are plenty of dudes that dig girls that are bigger. why hide who you are if someone would desire that?!?!?! futhermore- if you're not happy with your appearance- take initiative! hit the gym or eat better! i mean i was at my heaviest probably ever about a year ago. i have lost about like 15-20 pounds as i have started eating better and working out more. so it is possible! anything is! i'm a pretty lazy person but you have to want to make a change... otherwise you never will.

so please ladies- stop the epidemic of the SIF lords. you're not fooling anyone but yourself! have some self respect and stop scaring innocent boys. especially my friends. i feel sorry for you and the lie of a life you lead online. LAME! kthxbye.